Long time reader, first time poster here.
I got my brand new 325 sparkling graphite, heated seats, sat prep, adaptive cruise in yesterday. Man on man was I excited. I've been waiting two months for this car. It's the first one I ever ordered and my first BMW.

The car drives like a dream. But two hours into my ownership of my sweet new ride, a cat runs out in front of me and slams into my bumper....

I pulled over and found that it crumpled the whole drivers side portion of my bumper...

Talk about a buzz kill. I didn't even have 70 miles on the car. How's that for being born under a bad sign?