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I found this exerpt from: E46 Fanatics



"DOMM" writes: "if all you are going to do is flame me, just leave the thread and thats that. I ****ed up badly the other night. The oil light came on, i got oil, put it in and accidently dropped the oil cap down below the engine. heres where i ****ed up- i temporarily plugged the uncapped oil hole with a sock and the sock got sucked into it after about 5 mins of driving. its wrapped around the cam shaft-im pretty sure thats what it is... and i need some advice on how to get it out without shelling a ****load of money out to bmw to take it in there. should i unbolt the top piece there and cut it out and then flush the whole thing with some stuff at kragen or just try to cut it out piece by piece through the hole with a sharp razor and take the pieces out with needle nose pliers and then flush it?

please any advice or help on this crap move i made would really really really help me out.

thanks to anyone who replies"
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I actually laughed out loud picturing this.

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my favorite replies so far:

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Ok, you could try this: Remove the valve cover. Pull all the plug wires so the engine won't fire. Grab hold of the sock with a pair of pliers. Have a friend crank the engine (slowly) to rotate the cams while you pull on the sock. If you're lucky the sock will come out in one piece. Good luck.
I sure hope he doesn't try that!

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Here are two things you should do.

First, take a cab to the DMV and give them back your license. second, sell the car, because you are too much of a ****ing retard to have either.
there was another about having his mom buy him another....

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